

Katie the Patterson
I can make you
laugh and cry
at the same time.




About Katie
Creative. Healer. Teacher.
Katie Patterson is an English Victorian novelist known for the psychological depth of her characters and her descriptions of English rural life. Actually, that last sentence is about George Eliot.
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Katie Patterson is a New York based writer, musician, and healer. Her work spans many genres--from horror to science fiction to comedy. Her angst-ridden characters often find themselves dealing with the consequences of wanting the wrong things.
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The primary aim of her work is to help people put their arms around one another, and to recognize that we're all human and therefore naturally disappointing and valuable.
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Experience
She teaches in the science department at the Fashion Institute of Technology, tutors with Bespoke Education, and leads sound healing workshops and private sound healing sessions throughout New York City.
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Education and Training
She's taken writing workshops with Julian Sheppard, voice lessons with Patrick Wickham, Jon Price, and Isabella Lamadriz, and is mentored by light healer Janet Therese. She completed her meditation certification with Yogi Charu and her sound healing certification with Dana Slamp and Jessica Caplan.
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She has also taken screenwriting at NYU, music production at Juilliard, and completed a post-baccalaureate premedical certificate at Columbia University. She also graduated summa cum laude with honors from Vanderbilt University, and can do a backwards somersault underwater, without having had any instruction in it.
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Writing
Screenplays. Plays. Shorts.

humAnIty
A dystopian sci fi feature-length screenplay about a lab-created woman, raised by artificial intelligence, who resists being assimilated into the last human colony.

Want
A thriller in which a desperate alcoholic is invited into the home of a local sobriety guru who wants to "help" her.

The Adjunct
A play set in a future ravaged by climate change, in which a science professor begins hearing the voice of God and can't tell if she's going crazy.
The Adjunct has had two readings in New York City.

Cat Burglar
A ten minute short film about a cat sitter who reluctantly robs the apartment of a celebrity she admires.

Katie is a composer
and vocalist.
As a healer, her medium
is vocalized sound,
which she uses
to align clients'
physical and subtle
bodies.
Please see the slides above to sample Katie's music

Contact
Katie
Career: https://www.linkedin.com/in/katherine-patterson-07a51b30/
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General:
Instagram @katiethepatterson
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